Leave my f'in food alone

I'm so sick of this people can not limit what the hell they eat so I have to suffer crap. Pretty soon they'll get rid of fries and candy and marshmallows and ice cream altogether!!!!!!! Ahhh I hate you sneaky government trying to tell me what I can eat and not eat. No super size, let's change the fries...things are fine the way they are.

So I have to have this

I have several elmos and I collect them. But this one I HAVE to have. Geez. They're going like crazy though..literally :)

Another Reason for you to move to the Northwest :)

For Samarama....

Slap Your Co-Worker Day is coming!!
Friday 15th September 2006
Have anyone in mind?



Friday 15th September is the official Slap Your Irritating Co-workers day:

Do you have a co-worker who talks nonstop about nothing, working your last nerve
with tedious and boring details that you don't care about?

Do you have a co-worker who ALWAYS screws up stuff creating MORE work for you?

Do you have a co-worker who is SOOO obnoxious, when he/she enters a room,
everyone else clears it?

Well, I am so very glad to officially announce Friday 15th September as SLAP
YOUR IRRITATING CO-WORKER DAY!

Here are the rules you must follow:

* You can only slap one person per hour - no more.
* You can slap the same person again if they irritate you again in the same day.
* You are allowed to hold someone down as other co-workers take their turns
slapping the irritant.
* No weapons are allowed...other than going upside somebody's head with a
stapler or a hole-puncher.


If questioned by a supervisor, you are allowed to LIE, LIE, LIE!

Now, study the rules, break out your list of folks that you want to slap the
living day lights out of, and get to slapping.....and have a great day!

How did it get on my spinach!! GRRR!

I like my spinach dammit and I have eaten some...thank the Lord I didn't get sick, but man. I just got some peas, are those ok? And one of those total fruit drinks, nothing unnatural. I remember those were infected not too long ago too. Geez...they want you to eat healthy, yet somehow they get infested. What the hell...Yes I was/am on a health kick. Damn Damn Damn.

Go Pig Go!!!!!

Just so you know

It's hug a crabby stranger day. So if I get arrested, you know why :)

How long you live depends on your location...

Morning funny

anyone?? bueller?? anyone?

hey, does anyone know when Koa's wedding is? I'm trying to plan around it so maybe some people will come to mine as well. Although I'm already getting the feeling that some people that I always thought would be there, will not be. And I don't know why...but I guess people just change. oh well. Is there any other dates I should be cautious of?? I'm thinking right now of August 4th or 11th. Both a Saturday.

Tell us how you really feel

I think it's funny personally. And I will watch it.